Bad Service in a Restaurant - Lesson 36 - English in Vancouver

[Music]
[music] WAITRESS: There you go.
MARIO: Thank you. SONYA: Thanks. So, what are you going to have?
MARIO: Cheese omelette looks good. SONYA: Hmm.

Yeah, it does, but I think I'm
going to have the soup and sandwich special.
WAITRESS: Can I take your order? MARIO: Could I have the cheese omelette and
a salad? And do you have any Thousand Island dressing?
WAITRESS: No. I'm sorry, we don't. Would you like French dressing
instead?' MARIO: Yes, thank you.
SONYA: Do you have any chicken noodle soup? WAITRESS: Yes, we do.
SONYA: Oh, great. Okay.

Well, I will have the chicken noodle soup and an
egg salad sandwich, please. WAITRESS: Anything to drink?
SONYA: I'll have a coffee. MARIO: I'll have some, too.
SONYA: Oh, excuse me! WAITRESS: Yes?
SONYA: Could we get some water as well, please? WAITRESS: Water? No problem.
SONYA: [Looks at her watch] So, how long do we have for lunch?
MARIO: I have to be back in about half an hour. SONYA: Well, I hope the service is fast.
MARIO: The place isn't very full.

SONYA: Right.
[Later] MARIO: Service sure is slow.
SONYA: Oh, here she comes. WAITRESS: Here we go, one soup.
SONYA: Thanks. Oh, excuse me. Could I get some crackers for my soup,
please? WAITRESS: Sure, right away.
MARIO: How's the soup? SONYA: It needs some salt.
MARIO: Oh, here.

There isn't any. SONYA: I'll ask her.
WAITRESS: And here's your omelette and the sandwich. [To Sonya] Is
everything okay? SONYA: Could we get some salt, please?
WAITRESS: Sure. SONYA: And also some crackers?
WAITRESS: No problem.

MARIO: I don't believe this.
SONYA: What's the problem? WAITRESS: Salt and crackers.
MARIO: Excuse me. Could I get a fork? WAITRESS: Oh.
MARIO: And we still didn't get our water. WAITRESS: I'll get it right away.
SONYA: Oh, and I need a napkin, please. WAITRESS: Sure thing.
SONYA: [Looks at her watch] I don't think we're going to make this in
half an hour.

MARIO: Well, we're not going to if I have
to wait for a fork. SONYA: Well here, use mine. I don't need it.
MARIO: Thanks. This restaurant is terrible.

SONYA: Well, your omelette looks good.
MARIO: There isn't any cheese in my cheese omelette.
SONYA: No way! There's got to be some. MARIO: Well, there isn't any. Look!
SONYA: Okay. Well, all right.

Complain to the waitress.
MARIO: Miss! Miss! WAITRESS: Is everything all right?
MARIO: Well, no! We still don't have our water. I had to borrow my
friend's fork, and this cheese omelette doesn't have any cheese in
it at all. WAITRESS: Oh. Sorry.

I'll return it to the
kitchen. MARIO: Never mind. My lunch hour is over.
Could you just bring the bill, please!
WAITRESS: Right away. MARIO: [To himself] Right away, right.
SONYA: Next time, I choose the restaurant.

Okay?.

Cooking Recipes Kids Love

Cooking Recipes Kids Love

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Why do I love cooking with my teens?

Cooking with my teens provides me a likelihood to bond with them and it creates a non violent scenery for us to share what's happening in our lives. With two boys interior the domestic, I love moments of peace questioning that they're few and much between. Its first-price to flip off the video games and television and without a doubt popularity on equally other and anything delicious recipe we are developing.

When do I cook with my teens?

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AWKWARD RESTAURANT EXPERIENCESDolan True Stories

From falling into a waitresss boobs
to getting stuck in a restaurant toilet, the Planet Dolan crew re-enact some of the best
true stories from our subreddit about the most embarrassing things that have happened
to us at restaurants. Im Danger Dolan and today Ill be your
narrrrrrrrrator. Number 10 was submitted by Cynical_Warrior
Nixxiom When Nixxiom was thirteen, he and his family
went to the fanciest French restaurant in town. While they waited for their food to arrive
the waiter brought out a platter of cheese, dips and olives.

Nixxiom had never tried olives before so he
tossed a handful of them back like they were M&Ms. One of the olives went down the wrong way
and Nixxiom started choking! His face was turning purple so his mom jumped
up to perform the Heimlich manoeuvre. It took a few goes but eventually Nixxiom
spat the olive out. It flew across the room and landed right in
an old mans soup! Everyone in the restaurant stared at them.

That was the moment Nixxiom realised fancy
French restaurants are not his scene. Number 9 was submitted by Voiard21 Hellbent
When Hellbent was fourteen he and his family went to an all-you-can-eat buffet. After their meal, Hellbents mom asked him
to take his little sister to the kids play area and watch over her. Hellbent was not happy about being given babysitting
duty, but his sister put on her puppy dog eyes and convinced him to dance the Hokey
Pokey with her.

Halfway through it, Hellbent looked up and
saw his crush walking in with her family! She looked over at Hellbent and immediately
started laughing. You see, at school Hellbent was this super
cool tough guy, but here he was doing the Hokey Pokey with a bunch of six-year-olds! At first Hellbent wanted to shoot himself. But later on that night his crush came over
to talk to him. She told him it was really brave and cute
of Hellbent to do that embarrassing dance for his sister.

In fact she was so impressed that they later
hooked up! Sometimes it pays to embarrass yourself! Number 8 was submitted by ElderlyGravy81 Pringle
When Pringle was little he and his family went to a restaurant in town. After they ordered the waiter brought out
a big bowl of ranch dip and put it in front of Pringle. All night, Pringle had been annoying his parents
by leaning back and forth in his chair. They told him to stop, but Pringle wouldnt
listen.

To annoy them even more he leant really far
back in his chair and ended up losing his balance! Pringle grabbed the table to stop himself
from falling. Unfortunately he also hit the bowl of dip,
sending it flying into the air! It landed right on Pringles head, covering
him in creamy ranch dip. Pringles dad carried him to the restroom
to clean it off. Meanwhile the whole restaurant was laughing
at them.

This incident earned Pringle the nickname
Ranch Boy, which his family still calls him today. Number 7 was submitted by memevill Grgak
One night Grgaks family took him to a buffet to celebrate him placing first in the school
band. During the night, Grgak went to the bathroom. As he was on his way back to the table some
guy pushed out his chair and tripped him.

Grgak fell right into a nearby waitress! The waitress lost her balance and they fell
to the floor. When Grgak opened his eyes he found his whole
face was deep inside her cleavage. He quickly got up and apologised while his
whole family laughed like a pack of hyenas. Grgak is now extra cautious at restaurants.

Number 6 was submitted by whiffer01 Cidius
When Cid was young, he and his family went to a buffet restaurant for his sisters
birthday. Cid likes to get his moneys worth by eating
as much as he physically can. On this particular night he ate pizza and
pasta and several kinds of dessert. The night was going great  until Cids
family was getting ready to leave.

Cid suddenly grabbed his stomach and said,
I dont feel so good Seconds later he was redecorating the carpet
by vomiting up everything hed just eaten. Cid and his family felt so embarrassed, as
it was obvious the carpet would have a permanent stain. They apologised and left as quickly as they
could, while some poor old guy had to clean up Cids mess. Number 5 was submitted by SiriusGreenDragon
Kyle When Kyle was ten, he and his family pulled
into a restaurant after a long day on the road.

Kyle was pretty pissed off because his siblings
and parents had been teasing him all day. When they sat down, Kyle was hungry and irritated,
and complained about everything. He took a look around the restaurant and when
he looked back his fork was missing. This was the final straw for Kyle.

Obviously his siblings had taken it. He slammed his fists down on the table and
shouted, Wheres my fork!? He was so loud that the wait staff came over
to see if everything was okay. Kyles mom gave a smug smile and said, Its
in your hand, dear. Sure enough, Kyle had been holding it the
whole time.

His family lost their shit laughing and Kyle
stormed out of the restaurant in an embarrassing rage. Number 4 was submitted by Fishy_Stix Melissa
When Melissas brother turned eighteen her parents took him and the whole family to a
fancy restaurant. Everyone was laughing and having a great time,
and when the staff brought the cake out they all sang Happy Birthday. Melissas dad proposed a toast so they all
ordered drinks.

Melissa got a root beer. When she tasted it she didnt think it was
sweet enough, so she took four packets of sugar and dumped them all in at the same time. The next thing Melissa knew the soda was shooting
out like a mentos bomb! Melissa jumped up and yelled, OH MY GOD!!!
Right in the middle of the super serious toast. The entire restaurant went silent and Melissas
mom shot her a look like she was going to beat the shit out of her.

Melissa was very embarrassed. Number 3 was submitted by MidnightWonderGirl
Doopie Doopie was really nervous when her mom told
her they were going to dinner at a Texan steakhouse. She had never been there before and was worried
about what dcor they would have. You see, Doopie has a terrible phobia of corpses
and was afraid the restaurant might have some taxidermy animals.

When they arrived, Doopie looked around the
restaurant in a panic. She couldnt see any dead animals so breathed
a big sigh of relief. They were about to be taken to their table
when Doopie looked up. Right above her was the biggest moose head
she had ever seen.

Doopie immediately screamed at the top of
my lungs and ran towards the exit as quickly as she could. In her panic she ran into the door. It took her a few goes to get it open. Doopies poor family was left standing there
in shock with the whole restaurant staring at them.

Her mom had to explain Doopies unusual
phobia to the doorman before going out to comfort her. At the time Doopie was more terrified than
embarrassed, but she knows she did an excellent job of embarrassing her family. Number 2 was submitted by Twelpy Tolop
When Tolop was eight he and his family took a trip to Disney World. At the end of the day they decided to eat
at one of the many restaurants.

But before they sat down to order Tolop desperately
needed to use the little boys room. When hed finished, he tried to unlock the
door but it wouldnt budge. Tolop imagined spending the rest of his life
trapped in this tiny cubicle and panicked. He started banging on the door and eventually
caught the restaurant staffs attention.

His parents stood behind the door and explained
to him how the lock worked, but Tolop still couldnt get it to budge. Twenty embarrassing minutes later, a Disney
World park ranger had to be called in to break down the door. Finally Tolop was set free from his toilet
prison, but sadly it had gotten too late for them to eat. Hey, its not a trip to Disney World unless
the day ends in tears.

Number 1  Whats the most embarrassing
thing that happened to me at a restaurant? Huge thanks for  the folks over on our Planet Dolan subreddit
for submitting their stories. We have another question for you: What's
the worst thing someone has ever made you do? Let us know in
the Reddit page linked below and you might be featured in a future countdown..

Cooking Recipes - How to Make Soya Butter Bake Chicken and Crispy Chili Chicken

Cooking Recipes - How to Make Soya Butter Bake Chicken and Crispy Chili Chicken

Soya Butter Bake Chicken Ingredients:

Three pounds hen, lessen up
One-3rd cup water
Three tablespoons soya sauce
One-house table spoon salt
One-eight table spoon pepper
One and one-house table spoon lemon juice
One teaspoon beaten dried chili peppers
One house cup butter or margarine hot cooked rice

Procedure:

At first, you adore to always heat the oven to 400 levels Fahrenheit (or 205 levels Celsius). Then you can have a baking dish geared up practically 12x7x2 inches (or 305x18x5cm). Then you positioned the hen in a baking dish in a unmarried layer. Afterward, you adore to always mix your whole preferrred sources, furthermore for the rice, in a small saucepan, and then bring this to a boil, you slowly turn down the warm temperature and boil this lightly inside ten mins. Later, you are buying groceries to pour this over the hen.

And sooner or later, you adore to always bake this for almost 45 mins and even till the hen will become very tender. Next to that, you turn the hen quantities house method with the aid of. Continue baking and baste this mainly. Serve it with rice.

Crispy Chili Chicken Ingredients:

One and one house cups coarsely beaten potato chips
One house table spoon salt
Two tablespoons chili powder
Three and one house pounds frying hen, lessen up
One-3rd cup evaporated milk
Spicy sauce (recipe follows)

Procedure:

At the outset, you adore to always heat the oven to 3 hundred fifty levels Fahrenheit (or 175 levels Celsius). Next to that you only genuinely like to always line a 13x9x2 inch (33x23x5cm) baking pan with aluminum foil. After that, you adore to always mix the potato chips, the salt and the chili powder in a flat dish. Following that, you adore to always dip the hen in a Rachael Ray baking pan with dermis facet up. After that, you are buying groceries to bake this practically one and one house hour or till the hen will become very tender. Serve this with Spicy Sauce.

Spicy Sauce Ingredients:
One tablespoon cooking oil
One medium onion, chopped
One-house medium inexperienced pepper chopped
Nineteen ounce can tomatoes
One teaspoon sugar
Three-fourth teaspoon chili powder

Three-fourth teaspoon salt
Dash Tabasco
One-3rd cup sliced stuffed olives

Procedure:

At the outset, you adore to always heat the oil in a Rachael Ray saucepan. After that, you adore to always upload up the onion and the inexperienced pepper. And then you adore to always cook dinner it lightly for almost three mins. Keep on stirring it. Following that, you adore to always upload up the preferrred sources and then simmer this for an alternate thirty mins. Afterward, you are buying groceries to uncover this; retain in this stirring mainly.

Angry Asian Restaurant Soda Prank (Stop Motion Animation) - Ownage Pranks

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Cooking Recipes - How to Make Mexican Style Chili and Baked Meat Manicotti

Cooking Recipes - How to Make Mexican Style Chili and Baked Meat Manicotti

People who sincerely love to cook will on a install origin visual attraction for new recipes for them to are shopping for to locate out. When it entails reasonably spiced supplementations, the Mexican Style Chili surpasses each one the numerous reasonably spiced supplementations as easiest here's in special palatable. Like this reasonably spiced recipe, the Baked Meat Manicotti is sincerely delectable. So have your Rachael Ray cookware set on a desk and revel in doing these recipes yourself.

Mexican Style Chili Ingredients:

14-ounce dry kidney beans 398ml
One-fourth pound salt pork, diced one hundred and fifteen grams
Three cloves garlic, minced 3 cloves
Two real huge onions, chopped 2 real huge
1 pound lean beef, diced 450 grams
1 pound lean pork, diced (shoulder is excessive-higher caliber) 450 grams
14-ounce can tomato sauce 398ml can
3 tablespoon chili powder 45ml
2 teaspoon salt 10ml
One-fourth teaspoon pepper 1ml
One-half teaspoon dried leaf oregano 2ml
Pinch cumin tomato juice pinch

Procedure:
At first, you must wash and visual attraction over the beans. Then have them soaked in six cups (1.5ml) bloodless water overnight (or that you're able to possibly adequately check out the package directions). Afterward, you drain its water.

Next, you must cook the salted pork in an immense skillet or Dutch oven except for it turns into very crispy. Then add up the garlic and the onions, and then cook and stir it except for it turns into limp. After that, it's good to feature the meat and the pork bits, and then cook them gently except for it turns into flippantly browned. Keep on stirring it. Subsequently, it's good to stir in the overall remaining materials apart from the tomato juice. Then canopy it tightly and simmer it for one and a half or except for the meat and the beans turns into very smooth. Then you add up the tomato juice a little at a time if the pan seems to be dry. Remember that chili have to be would becould very neatly be wet then again not rainy whilst cooking is complete. Often, you must flavor it and alter the seasoning if terrific.

(Note: I intend to make my chili in an immense buffet-size electric powered skillet. When I use it, I have discovered out that I want to feature up as an prefer a little of liquid for the duration of cooking-as much as an entire nineteen-ounce can tomato juice.)

Baked Meat Manicotti Ingredients

One tablespoon olive oil 15ml
One real huge onion, chopped 1 real huge
Two cloves garlic, minced 2 cloves
Twenty eight-ounce can tomatoes 796-ml can
Five one-half-ounce can tomato paste 156-ml can
One envelop spaghetti sauce combine 1envelop
One-half cup water 125ml
Eight manicotti shells (see word) 8
One-half lb spinach (approx.) 250grams
1tablespoon olive oil 15ml
Three-fourth lb ground beef 350ml
One-fourth finely chopped inexperienced pepper 60ml
Four ounce mozzarella cheese, cut back in very small cubes 115grams

One egg, flippantly beaten 1
One-fourth cup grated parmesan cheese 60ml

Procedure:

At the outset, it's good to heat one tablespoon (15ml) olive oil in a medium Rachael Ray saucepan. Then, you add the onion and the garlic and cook them gently inside 5 mins. Keep on stirring it. Next, you add the tomatoes, the tomato paste, the spaghetti sauce, and then combine them with water. Keep in recollections that you could have to ruin up any real huge merchandise of tomato. Bring it to a boil, and then you flip down the heat temperature, canopy and simmer it inside twenty mins.

Subsequently, it's good to cook the manicotti shells in boiling salted water for truely about seven mins. Then you must drain it. Afterward, it's good to dispose of the stems from the spinach and wash the leaves, and then add adequate water to make two cups. Next, you heat the sole tablespoon (15ml) oil in skillet. Consequently, you add the ground beef and the inexperienced pepper and fry them except for the meat turns into flippantly browned. Stir it repeatedly. After that, you dispose of it from the heat temperature. Then drain this of any excess fat and then have it cooled. Later, you toss the meat, the chopped spinach, the cheese cubes and the egg in combination and combine them with a fork.

Afterward, it's good to heat the oven to 375 phases Fahrenheit (one hundred ninety phases Celsius). Then have a 12-x 8-x2-inch (30.5-x 20.5-x 5-cm) glass baking dish organized. Then, you placed nearly three-fourth tomato combine in the baking dish. Next, you could be wanting to lay the stuffed manicotti in the sauce and pour the remaining sauce all over the world it. Sprinkle over it with parmesan cheese (500ml whilst packed). Finally, cook in the water the spinach clinging to both leaves truely except for it wilts. Then, you drain and chopped this finely with kitchen shears. Bake this for an prefer half-hour or except for it turns into heat.

Angry Asian Restaurant Prank Call (ANIMATED) - Ownage Pranks

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I don't care. You fuck you bitch. You know he cares, too. That's why it's fucking hilarious.

He's like: "SHHHIIIIT. That's a lot of money. I don't wanna lose it... Shit.

I lose the moneeey." *Ring* Can I help you? Suck uh some booty, why you hang up on me today? Nooo. We don't have order for you. Okay?! I fuck you in the butt. I fuck you today.

Fuck you, big boy. Fuck your mother I know I fuck your mother, you lie to me Fuck your whole family, okay?! No, your whole ancestor , I'm fuck your grandmother. (Indistinguishable) - everybody in your house okay? Alright. Everybody.

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Your grandmother- Vietnamese is a piece of shit your great-grandmother- You listen? You know English? Vietnamese is piece of shit okay? No fuck you. Fuck you bitch Fuck all the Vietnam okay? Fuck all the Vietnamese I shove fortune cookie up you ass. I shove the fortune cookie up your ass You go bye-bye okay! *Speaking in Chinese* *Speaking in Vietnamese* *Laughing* <in small lefft panel> But my friend nobody has a good goat like me. My goat?? I sleep with him at night.

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special? *End*.