to getting stuck in a restaurant toilet, the Planet Dolan crew re-enact some of the best
true stories from our subreddit about the most embarrassing things that have happened
to us at restaurants. Im Danger Dolan and today Ill be your
narrrrrrrrrator. Number 10 was submitted by Cynical_Warrior
Nixxiom When Nixxiom was thirteen, he and his family
went to the fanciest French restaurant in town. While they waited for their food to arrive
the waiter brought out a platter of cheese, dips and olives.
Nixxiom had never tried olives before so he
tossed a handful of them back like they were M&Ms. One of the olives went down the wrong way
and Nixxiom started choking! His face was turning purple so his mom jumped
up to perform the Heimlich manoeuvre. It took a few goes but eventually Nixxiom
spat the olive out. It flew across the room and landed right in
an old mans soup! Everyone in the restaurant stared at them.
That was the moment Nixxiom realised fancy
French restaurants are not his scene. Number 9 was submitted by Voiard21 Hellbent
When Hellbent was fourteen he and his family went to an all-you-can-eat buffet. After their meal, Hellbents mom asked him
to take his little sister to the kids play area and watch over her. Hellbent was not happy about being given babysitting
duty, but his sister put on her puppy dog eyes and convinced him to dance the Hokey
Pokey with her.
Halfway through it, Hellbent looked up and
saw his crush walking in with her family! She looked over at Hellbent and immediately
started laughing. You see, at school Hellbent was this super
cool tough guy, but here he was doing the Hokey Pokey with a bunch of six-year-olds! At first Hellbent wanted to shoot himself. But later on that night his crush came over
to talk to him. She told him it was really brave and cute
of Hellbent to do that embarrassing dance for his sister.
In fact she was so impressed that they later
hooked up! Sometimes it pays to embarrass yourself! Number 8 was submitted by ElderlyGravy81 Pringle
When Pringle was little he and his family went to a restaurant in town. After they ordered the waiter brought out
a big bowl of ranch dip and put it in front of Pringle. All night, Pringle had been annoying his parents
by leaning back and forth in his chair. They told him to stop, but Pringle wouldnt
listen.
To annoy them even more he leant really far
back in his chair and ended up losing his balance! Pringle grabbed the table to stop himself
from falling. Unfortunately he also hit the bowl of dip,
sending it flying into the air! It landed right on Pringles head, covering
him in creamy ranch dip. Pringles dad carried him to the restroom
to clean it off. Meanwhile the whole restaurant was laughing
at them.
This incident earned Pringle the nickname
Ranch Boy, which his family still calls him today. Number 7 was submitted by memevill Grgak
One night Grgaks family took him to a buffet to celebrate him placing first in the school
band. During the night, Grgak went to the bathroom. As he was on his way back to the table some
guy pushed out his chair and tripped him.
Grgak fell right into a nearby waitress! The waitress lost her balance and they fell
to the floor. When Grgak opened his eyes he found his whole
face was deep inside her cleavage. He quickly got up and apologised while his
whole family laughed like a pack of hyenas. Grgak is now extra cautious at restaurants.
Number 6 was submitted by whiffer01 Cidius
When Cid was young, he and his family went to a buffet restaurant for his sisters
birthday. Cid likes to get his moneys worth by eating
as much as he physically can. On this particular night he ate pizza and
pasta and several kinds of dessert. The night was going great until Cids
family was getting ready to leave.
Cid suddenly grabbed his stomach and said,
I dont feel so good Seconds later he was redecorating the carpet
by vomiting up everything hed just eaten. Cid and his family felt so embarrassed, as
it was obvious the carpet would have a permanent stain. They apologised and left as quickly as they
could, while some poor old guy had to clean up Cids mess. Number 5 was submitted by SiriusGreenDragon
Kyle When Kyle was ten, he and his family pulled
into a restaurant after a long day on the road.
Kyle was pretty pissed off because his siblings
and parents had been teasing him all day. When they sat down, Kyle was hungry and irritated,
and complained about everything. He took a look around the restaurant and when
he looked back his fork was missing. This was the final straw for Kyle.
Obviously his siblings had taken it. He slammed his fists down on the table and
shouted, Wheres my fork!? He was so loud that the wait staff came over
to see if everything was okay. Kyles mom gave a smug smile and said, Its
in your hand, dear. Sure enough, Kyle had been holding it the
whole time.
His family lost their shit laughing and Kyle
stormed out of the restaurant in an embarrassing rage. Number 4 was submitted by Fishy_Stix Melissa
When Melissas brother turned eighteen her parents took him and the whole family to a
fancy restaurant. Everyone was laughing and having a great time,
and when the staff brought the cake out they all sang Happy Birthday. Melissas dad proposed a toast so they all
ordered drinks.
Melissa got a root beer. When she tasted it she didnt think it was
sweet enough, so she took four packets of sugar and dumped them all in at the same time. The next thing Melissa knew the soda was shooting
out like a mentos bomb! Melissa jumped up and yelled, OH MY GOD!!!
Right in the middle of the super serious toast. The entire restaurant went silent and Melissas
mom shot her a look like she was going to beat the shit out of her.
Melissa was very embarrassed. Number 3 was submitted by MidnightWonderGirl
Doopie Doopie was really nervous when her mom told
her they were going to dinner at a Texan steakhouse. She had never been there before and was worried
about what dcor they would have. You see, Doopie has a terrible phobia of corpses
and was afraid the restaurant might have some taxidermy animals.
When they arrived, Doopie looked around the
restaurant in a panic. She couldnt see any dead animals so breathed
a big sigh of relief. They were about to be taken to their table
when Doopie looked up. Right above her was the biggest moose head
she had ever seen.
Doopie immediately screamed at the top of
my lungs and ran towards the exit as quickly as she could. In her panic she ran into the door. It took her a few goes to get it open. Doopies poor family was left standing there
in shock with the whole restaurant staring at them.
Her mom had to explain Doopies unusual
phobia to the doorman before going out to comfort her. At the time Doopie was more terrified than
embarrassed, but she knows she did an excellent job of embarrassing her family. Number 2 was submitted by Twelpy Tolop
When Tolop was eight he and his family took a trip to Disney World. At the end of the day they decided to eat
at one of the many restaurants.
But before they sat down to order Tolop desperately
needed to use the little boys room. When hed finished, he tried to unlock the
door but it wouldnt budge. Tolop imagined spending the rest of his life
trapped in this tiny cubicle and panicked. He started banging on the door and eventually
caught the restaurant staffs attention.
His parents stood behind the door and explained
to him how the lock worked, but Tolop still couldnt get it to budge. Twenty embarrassing minutes later, a Disney
World park ranger had to be called in to break down the door. Finally Tolop was set free from his toilet
prison, but sadly it had gotten too late for them to eat. Hey, its not a trip to Disney World unless
the day ends in tears.
Number 1 Whats the most embarrassing
thing that happened to me at a restaurant? Huge thanks for the folks over on our Planet Dolan subreddit
for submitting their stories. We have another question for you: What's
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